Suck Muffler 500

Audio Engineers and Producers have spent decades honing their craft and yet still coming up short of the perfect recording. If you could only harness the technology to turn down the suck in your productions. Now you do, with Suck Muffler 500 by Odds Audio.

I should note that the device doesn't technically work... unless you truly believe in the power of magic (nope, still doesn't actually work). Suck Muffler 500 does neatly fit in the open slots of your 500 series chassis (yes, there are actually people who have the willpower to not immediately fill in all the open slots). It also gives you some fun knobs and switches to mess with to keep that needy client happy when they keep asking for the song to sound more "purple".

Addressing the price of this unit, a couple important notes. First, did you know that some places charge upwards of $39.00 for a single 500 series blank panel? (I'm serious. Check out this Rupert Neve Designs single 500 series blank panel for 39 actual dollars). Second, just so you don't worry that I'm going to blow all the money on yachts and Rupert Neve Designs 500 series blank panels, 100% of all sales will be donated to the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. This world-class organization saves lives and makes a major difference in the fight against cancer. So, you can save a few bucks vs. some boring premium blank panel, have a fun time turning knobs, and donate to a worthy cause.