Suck Muffler 500

Looking to fill that empty slot in your 500 Series rack with something more entertaining than a blank panel? Meet the Suck Muffler 500, the only module that lets you metaphorically turn down the suck.

Complete with two fully turnable knobs, a satisfying toggle switch, and a custom laser-engraved aluminum faceplate from Savannah Engraving, the Suck Muffler 500 is designed to fit any standard 500 Series chassis or lunchbox.

While it looks right at home alongside your favorite preamps, EQs, and compressors, this is a parody module with no electronic circuitry or audio functionality. It's built purely for laughs, conversation, and adding a little personality to the empty space in your rack.